Thursday, April 04, 2002

OH TAWNY.....
Tawny Kitean was one of the hottest video chicks in the big hair metal days of the late 80's. Her video highlights include writhing around on the hood of a car (probably a Viper) and gettin' frisky with her boyfriend David "Hairplug" Coverdale of Whitesnake. I always thought Tawny had a little something special, but now she done gone and got herself in jail....
(How do I know this? I had the biggest buttrock roomate of all time in those days- I (lamentably) can sing along to any song by Cinderella, Vixen, or Great White.)
GET CRACKING, SPARKY
Asteroid to hit earth, kill everything in 2880.

Tuesday, April 02, 2002

GIGANTOR
Massive octopus found off the coast off New Zealand...