Saturday, March 09, 2002

BEIGE!!!!????
Scientists say the "true" color of the Universe is a beige color (after saying it was turqouise) WHATEVER- everyone knows it's a creepy sci-fi glowing electric lime green!

Friday, March 08, 2002

FOR WHOM THE YETI TOLLS
Bigfoot's best press agent dies.

Thursday, March 07, 2002

Artist Mati Klarwein just passed on today...he was the artist responsible for the cover art of Santana's "Abraxas" and Miles Davis "Bitches Brew"....

Tuesday, March 05, 2002

AND NOW FOR SOME GOOD NEWS
A super rare monkey was found on the loose in Texas...he had been hanging out with some stray dogs and was discovered sitting on a porch with his buds on Christmas Eve. The assumption is that he had been someone's pet- bought on the black market.
Now that he has been caught, there are actually plans to get him back to a jungle in a reintroduction program.
IF DIETER AND ELVIS HAD A BABY....
Rev. EE sent this on over...I guess this person is hawking some kind of food product- but I'm not sure. Looks like cubes of something gelatenous. I would buy it just because of the Franken-Dieter though.

Monday, March 04, 2002

HUNGRY LIKE THE...OH FORGET IT
When I was 13-14 I WORSHIPPED Duran Duran. Walls coated in photos ripped out of Teen Beat, t-shirts,buttons, the whole nine yards- I don't even want to think how much I spent on that stuff. My 2 girlfriends at the time were also into Duran Duran and we kept a black book that we passed arount to each other at school (at The Convent!) in which we wrote dirty stories about our illicit encounters with the boys. I would give my eyeteeth to have that now. Anyway- if I ever met them my fanatsies could probably come true as I know people know who know them and apparently they are all "sleazy hosebags"...as they should be!