THE ICE WEASEL COMETH....:
"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS...
Scientists play Barry White underwater hoping sharks will be spurred to "get it owwwwnnnn....."

AND IN THE ANCHORAGE DAILY NEWS...
Moose falls through roof (!?) has to get yoinked out with a crane...

"WE'LL BE THE PIRATE TWINS AGAIN...."
Europa - one of Jupiter's moons, has the goods to get life going.

Wheeee! Scientists discover dinosaur vomit.