KITTY!
Looks like there may be Jaguars roaming around Arizona....

By the way- a cougar can really fuck you up. Read all about thier stealthy ways and the 77 year old dude who fought one off...

FORBIDDEN DOUGHNUT PART 2
Police horse gives cop the metaphorical finger, takes off and goes to Dunkin' Donuts.

ICHIBAN SCIBA!
Hot diggity damn! The Roq is in a Japanese magazine called "Lightning"- an magazine homeage to American pop. This issue is about Seattle (I guess...the only Japanese I know is the blog heading and I think that means "number one whore!") Anyway- there are a couple of nice pictures of the gallery and if you get out your magnifying glass you can see me in all my paramecium sized glory in one of them. International stardom!

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RENT THE TERMINATOR AGAIN....
Researchers are teaching robots how to evolve A.I...including predatory skills and learning to "hunt in packs". Who the hell thought that was a good idea? We are all gonna die.

WUSSIES
Charleston Heston says celebs with bodyguards are pussies and that they should just carry guns...lots..of..guns.....guns...guns...guns.....
Frankly- I was amazed that Russell Crowe was such a wimp when he was getting kidnapping threats. He looks like the kind of guy that would rabbit punch a guy in the throat for talking trash.

MY BRAIN HURTS PART 2
Even I can't understand the bulldada on this er..political? Societal commentary? Whatever site. You CAN take bullshitting too far...something I never thought I'D ever say (Check it out Dr. Menlo....)