Friday, December 21, 2001

WIERD!
A new type of completely freaking bizarre giant squid has been discovered in amazingly deep ocean waters. Growing up to 23 feet- these suckers have long spidery limbs that may be coated with a sticky mucus which they may use as a spiderweb contraption. PLUS- they have two large fins that look like bat wings.
Thanks to Fez for the heads up.

Tuesday, December 18, 2001

SMELL THE GLOVE
Have we discussed Mortiis yet? Mortiis is the best EVER. A former Norweigian black metal dude- he now wears prothsetic troll ears and nose and puts out bad Enya-like ahem.. "soundscapes". Rev Eric Eye and myself are his lonely Seattle fan club base..but you can be in it too- and will want to be once you witness the pathetic splendor of MORTIIS!!
THE 2ND GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD?
Perhaps it is the GREATEST story ever told! Behold heathen scum- the Eye of Argon! This so totally made my week.