WIERD!
A new type of completely freaking bizarre giant squid has been discovered in amazingly deep ocean waters. Growing up to 23 feet- these suckers have long spidery limbs that may be coated with a sticky mucus which they may use as a spiderweb contraption. PLUS- they have two large fins that look like bat wings.
Thanks to Fez for the heads up.

SMELL THE GLOVE
Have we discussed Mortiis yet? Mortiis is the best EVER. A former Norweigian black metal dude- he now wears prothsetic troll ears and nose and puts out bad Enya-like ahem.. "soundscapes". Rev Eric Eye and myself are his lonely Seattle fan club base..but you can be in it too- and will want to be once you witness the pathetic splendor of MORTIIS!!

THE 2ND GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD?
Perhaps it is the GREATEST story ever told! Behold heathen scum- the Eye of Argon! This so totally made my week.