CHRISTMAS IS COMING...
Nothing says I love you like a space age weapon. Make mine an ion raygun please....

CRAW-DADDIO
These way hip shrimp stun their prey by snapping thier claws and popping trapped air bubbles- causing a flash of light and a large snapping sound. The sound of many shrimp snappin' thier digits is so loud that submarines can evade sonar detection by "hiding" in the sound. THAT, my friends, is cool.

MYSTRYSS DARKBLADE NERDBLUYYD
Ok- I admit my blogs are looking a little gothed out lately. Sorry. Here is a Random Goth Poetry Generator. There- I'm done. It's out of my system. Back to more important things. Like Shatner worship!

CTHULU LOVES YOU
Looking for some olde tymey religin? Read all about the Campus Crusade for Cthulu.
Includes handy dandy guide to spotting blind, gibbering, chitenous elder gods in thier veiled form. I *thought* there was something funny about my landlord....

I SWEAR IT'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE..
Now where did I put that thing?....