I DIDN'T NEED MY EYESIGHT ANYWAY...
I'm having a rough week. Think I'll take up a new hobby. Hmmm...Applejack or White Jesus? Nothing says "comfort" quite like a bottle of homemade corn likker! (Or is that "pounding migraine")...

I NEED ONE OF THESE
See the one and only gen-u-ine Ass-Kicking Machine built by some bored old coot in Virginia....

"HEY, THIS PLANET IS LOUSY WITH MONKEYS!"
Of course I was first in line last Friday to see Planet of The Apes. I, unlike almost everyone I know, actually liked it- eye candy for sure. The last 5 minutes sucked so hard though- what the hell was THAT all about? I'd rather listen to this POTA song.