Saturday, July 21, 2001

NOW THAT'S ART!
Well- maybe not- who can say? I'm having Dieter from Sprockets flashbacks. All I know is that dropping a bull's head from a heliocopter while emulating a crucified savoir hanging from a crane while blaring industrial music is about as german art-fag as you can possibly get. I mean that in a GOOD way.

Thursday, July 19, 2001

HAUNTED...OR JUST OVERWHELMINGLY CRAPPY?
I got this link from Kipling...a while back someone put a painting up for auction on Ebay that they claimed was haunted...many people had a strong "paranormal" reaction to the painting when viewed on-line- claiming to hear voices, experiencing blackouts (like I do looking at bad art in Pioneer Square) and crap like that. This site did a followup on the painting to find out who bought it and what happened to them....

Wednesday, July 18, 2001

MORE PROOF
That we are all just a bunch of stupid monkeys...actually stupider than monkeys- because we gave up having a cool prehensile tail and a luxurious, glossy fur coat...just so we could wear crap like this...

Tuesday, July 17, 2001

CUTENESS
So yesterday I went to visit the love of my life, Hansa- the baby elephant at the Woodland Park Zoo. DAMN is she cute! She was scurrying around like a puppy, running under mom's legs, waving branches around, trying to rip the glasses off the zookeepers face...I was visibly turning green with envy whenever the zookeeper (who looks startlingly like Col.Sanders) petted her. Dammit!
Since I've already put up lots of baby elephant pics- here's a bunch of photos of cats who hate your guts....