JUST LIKE MARIJUANA LEADS TO HEROIN...
Bad candy leads to complete societal breakdown. These researchers eat "bad candy" so you don't have to. I nearly peed my pants in mirth reading this site.

HO-LY CHRIST ON A CRACKER
I swear I can't believe the stuff I find on-line sometimes.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT IS....
You'll never be worse off than this guy. I found this site on Portal of Evil under "Worst Personal Page EVER" and I think it's true. Really horrifying. Scroll down to the bottom of the page to see the flash animation of the puking mailbox and bunny.

CREEPCAKES
Artist Camille Rose Garcia makes beautiful drawings and paintings. The creep me out really badly. Love them.

INTO THE GROOVE
Geeked out to the 80's last night and watched Desperately Seeking Susan. Fun. Madonna sure looked better back then. It was scary getting all nostalgic though...had dreams of pointy toed boots, brightly colored plastic jewelry, and David Byrne in his oversized suit, moving slowly sideways, like he was underwater....

BACK SLOWLY AND FADE AWAY
Learn to play the ukelele in fractured english! This site features such gems as:
"My friend,she is musician,says rhythm is easy.but it is difficult for me.So I decided to write about rhythm and stroke of ukulele.I can't understand something difficult about rythm.But can sing Karaoke"
and
" If your family and friends makes there's face bitter,you don't have to think about them. If you are poor player,but no problem, back slowly and fade away."
A lesson for us all...

MOVIE STAR GOD OR TRAMPY HO?
Dr. Menlo emailed me and said I needed to put more dirt about my love life on here. Not much at the moment - so I will talk about how I stalked Benicio Del Toro in Portland instead. He's shooting a movie there- so me and my pal Scott asked eveyone where he was. Nobody knew- but word on the street is that our man is quite the Playa. Lots of *young* chickies at parties and lots of strip club frequenting. Naughty Benicio...I'm sure it was all nasty rumors. I'm sure he was in bed with a good book every night at 10.

OW-THAT SMARTS...
Just got inked again by Rev. Eric Eye. Will the madness ever stop? This time I got some stuff on my wrist and back of my upper arms. Zowie- that's a bit uncomfortable! Lots of nerves there! Of course I sucked it up and acted casual. Let's hope I keep liking them for awhile....

SCHOOLGIRL
Important information I learned at the Convent. Yes- I went to a Convent. I never got my knuckles rapped with a ruler- but Sister Connoley was always telling me to remove my earrings- "Get those chandeliers out of your ears, Miss Anderson."

WHEEEEEE
Good lord it's been awhile since I updated. Oh well. I've been trying to figure out what I'd like to do for a summer project- maybe build a pulse jet gokart!?