HOW TO GET YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND TO GO AWAY
Give em one of these flowers. "Here darling, this is for you..."

BEER AND MONSTERS AND STUFF
What I like is how some people make you happy just seeing them. I saw this guy, Jeff Gilbert, today and it just made me glad. He is the highly esteemed editor of "Mansplat" magazine (Beer, boobs, and Godzilla haikus) as well as an author of several books (about Beer, vampires, werewolves, and probably boobs) as well as a rock dude (Pain in the Grass) around town. He still wears his hair down to his ass and looks like a Ramone. I don't even know him, I just remember him from "back in the day" when I was a surly record store clerk.

BAT BOY- THE MUSICAL!
I just got a postcard from my pal Kirstie, advertising a show in New York based around the infamous star of the Weekly World News several years back, Bat Boy!

JUST AS I'VE ALWAYS SUSPECTED
Were the pyramids based on meteorites falling to earth? Were they built as launchpads for the Pharohs to "return" to space? I thought this line of thinking went out with "Chariots Of The Gods"...but apparently not.