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LittleGreenFootballs? or Late German Fascists? (Quiz)

Care to test your knowledge of history and ear for dialogue? Each of the following 14 quotes represents either:

a) a poster from dehumanizing Palestinians, arabs or Iraqis

- OR -

b) Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Himmler or some other "late German fascist" dehumanizing Jews

See if you can tell which is which! There is no time limit, so please choose carefully.


  1. "Nature is cruel; therefore we are also entitled to be cruel... Should I not also have the right to eliminate millions of an inferior race that multiplies like vermin?" (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  2. "How can these vermin have a country? How can these vermin be allowed to live?" (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  3. "I am obeying the highest law by doing my duty. Man must defend himself against bedbugs and rats -- against vermin." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  4. "Vermin love the Slime, and they will hate any attempt to clean up the mess. Our house had become terribly infested with horrible filth. It is to be expected that the creatures living on dirt would resist and fight back. But that is all the more reason to bring to successful completion the cleanup process." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  5. "Our superiority, militarily and morally, to these vermin is so overwhelming that it would go without saying, were it not for the daily shrieking of the... press." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  6. "I really don't consider it killing. It's simply [the] extermination of vermin, diseased vermin..." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)


  7. "These subhumans have shown for long enough that they don't deserve a state. Not that they ever did." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  8. "We have to exact a harsh but just retribution on the... subhumans." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  9. "I've been fond of transfer of these subhuman[s] for a while. Perhaps something more like targeted genocide... will become necessary." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  10. "If every subhuman piece of excrement in the... camp dies slowly and painfully of starvation, I'll have a great [holiday]!" (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  11. "I would be a coward ... if I allowed these hate-filled children of subhumans in the battle between human and subhuman." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)


  12. "They don't need statehood; they need sterilization." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  13. "...we would have a powerful new weapon at our disposal... [if they]... could be sterilized so that they could be used as laborers but be prevented from reproduction...." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

  14. "Forced sterilization, and full occupation to keep them under control until the problem solves itself in about 50 years..." (LGF)
    late German fascist (LGF)

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food for thought

"The racial bigot identifies another race as being less than he or even as worthless sub-human flesh. So it is clear that the bigot is not "one of them." Racial and ethnic bigots find support and common cause with one another. They feed each other's need to feel superior to another racial or ethnic group. This is of course fear-based behavior that flows from their own sense of powerlessness over their own lives."